queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

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lameborghini:

do u ever get really paranoid and think that everyone youve ever considered a friend actually secretly hates u or is that just me

shadesofshit:

constant internet angst over mcr members and yet i must ask why we haven’t ever questioned this sweater

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